The Guy At The Table Next To Me Has Just Been Served The Most Sensational Scotch Egg. It Comes In A Trophy
All That For A Strawberry Cut In Half
Terrible Bun: Meat Ratio And Precariously Tall Burger On A Skillet On A Board With A Sword Through It
I Only Like My Olives To Be Served On A Silver Spoon And Placed Beneath A Miniature Olive Tree
Chicken Tikka Staircase And Chutney Cupboard At The Tourist Janpath Hotel, New Delhi
Please Serve My Mushrooms In A Small Garden That You Bring To My Table
We Take A Solemn Moment To Recall The Mini Ones Served On Barbed Wire
Small Town Restaurant In Thailand. I Don't Even Know What To Put Here
First Course Of A Tasting Menu: Citrus In Sugar. The Waiter Said, "Hold Out Your Hand"
My Sister Blocked Me On Instagram For Commenting "Wtf Is That Plating"
"Would You Like Your Egg Boiled, Poached Or Scrambled?" "Boiled And Balanced On A 15mm Isolating Ball Valve, Please."
Confirmation Of The Bread Slippers Of Switzerland. You're Welcome
Frozen Beet And Strawberry. In A Tube Of Lipstick
Chefs Who Serve Pancakes And Syrup On A Board With No Gutter Have Clearly Never Waited Tables
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