That time he kissed Oprah.
Or anyone else, for that matter.
His Twin Day with Vladimir Putin in Hanoi.
And in Chile.
And when he bro'd out with Nicholas Sarkozy.
And all the other times he got in costume.
Or played with swords.
When he chest-bumped an Air Force cadet.
And then made this face.
All the times he rubbed the heads of baseball players.
When he pretended to be a conductor.
His soft-shoe dancing...
When this happened.
That time when he had to pee at the UN General Assembly.
That time he tried to escape reporters but couldn't get out the door.
His trouble with leis.
And German babies.
That time he was violated by a turkey named Liberty.
And every other time he pardoned a turkey.
When he wore this.
And when he did this.
When he gave his dog a White House blog.
And all of his other lovable moments with Barney.
When he knew exactly what to do with the Easter Bunny.
But wasn't quite sure about this monster.
His moment of zen with the Dalai Lama.
That creepy Angela Merkel shoulder rub.
And all his other cozy moments with the German Chancellor.
His first dance with Laura at the Inaugural Balls.
When he got his groove on.
When he got his groove on in Africa.
When he photobombed the Clintons.
When he pranked Karl Rove.
And all those times he got saucy.