“My ex-Gf’s ultra conservative/religious sheriff father walked in us while she was going down on me at 3am.

He kicked us both out of his house and we ended up sleeping in my car.

The next day, her mom invited us to have dinner at their house and lectured us on how what we were doing was disrespectful to God and disrespectful to them, we should save it for marriage, etc. The entire time you could tell her dad was fuming. He barely said 2 words the entire meal. It was highly highly uncomfortable.

Well after dinner, her parents go to bed and we watch a movie in the living room. Gf starts getting handsy, and I’m telling her there’s no way I’m risking it. She says her parents are super heavy sleepers and their floor is super creaky, so we will hear them coming.

Well, adult things happen, and next thing I know, I’m railing her from behind in the middle of the living room. I close my eyes for 1 second and when I open them, her dad is standing there with a facial expression that is burned into my mind 10 years later. It was a look of pure hatred and murder. We end up grabbing a blanket and trying to cover up, but the damage was done.

Her dad and I both completely gave up on any sort of relationship at that point. I ended up dating her for another 2 years, and went to her house all the time. Her father never spoke another word to me after that night.” – CHUNKY_BLOODY_QUEEFS