“Hooked up with a girl from my hometown who came to visit with her grandparents. She and her brother had their own room, so while he was at the arcade we did our thing. There was a knock at the door.

We throw on clothes immediately, and in my rush I didn’t take the condom off. Open the door, it’s her grandma. She goes to get her brother because they’re going to the parks, and I’m sitting here after having just done butt stuff with her granddaughter, trying to act normal when I feel something slide down my shorts and onto the floor with a quiet splat. Without looking, I step on it immediately.

Conversation continues, awkwardly, until they come back and grandma makes her way into her room to grab something. I pick up the condom and thow it in my pocket. Kiss the girl, shake the grandpa’s hand, tell them to have fun. I’m still not sure if she saw the condom or not.” – whetsolder