Functioning bag in box wine cause adult Halloween is for getting blackout drunk.
Color by Numbers
Kevin Bacon, cooked at six degrees.
“Sky dancer.” She’s just winging it.
Mrs. Mr. Kool-aid.
Doritos. The dog is real.
Monopoly and a bag of Eminem’s. Ok, that’s pretty clever.
Amazon drone. Great hummer.
Roach and terrible exterminator
Mother Nature and Father Time — who definitely wears dad shorts
Trophy wives. Ok, that’s my title, they’re actually “sports trophies.”
And the award for laziest costume goes to…. Pile of Leaves
The “Alaskan Bullworm” from SpongeBob SquarePants.
Spice Girls. Salty.
Apparently this is Lady Gaga from the 2009 VMA’s… I’m not even ashamed to admit I have no idea what’s going on here.
Flight attendant and suitcase