It was just after I had joined – someone had their 16th birthday at the school (why?). His mum thought it would be funny to surprise him with a gorillagram, thinking it was a man in a gorilla suit.

It was not.

Stripper comes in. Starts doing her bit, puts a lead on the boy and covers himself and her with whipped cream. This goes on for about 5 minutes before a present staff member (actually one of my teachers) puts a stop to this.

It made the news, is one of only 3 articles on my school’s wiki page (the other two are both about the school burning down…twice) and kinda set up what sort of school this was. – justolli