School Scandals Are Pretty Epic Sometimes (20 pics)

Posted in Pictures       12 Oct 2017       3613      

Girl got arrested for prostitution because she forgot her lunch money, so she did what anyone else would have done and gave a guy a BJ in the unisex bathroom for $2.50 and a Snickers. – nemaramen

A guy from my high school couldn’t find a prom date and got rejected multiple times so he sent out a mass email to over a hundred porn stars and asked them to prom. Two of them said yes. The school district had to have a meeting and eventually a court case on whether or not it was alright to have a porn star at a high school prom.

They eventually told the guy no and he responded by throwing his own prom.

What’s funny is that PornHub actually sponsored the event and paid for the pornstar to fly to the area where he lived. – gjthuso

I was a senior, and graduation was only a couple weeks away. One of my good friends had been dating this girl (the cheerleader), for like six years straight. They were the “perfect” couple; he was a beast athlete, she was a gorgeous cheerleader, they were super cool and everyone liked them. They got voted “Cutest Couple” and their picture is still in our yearbook. They both got accepted to the same college and were going to move away together, already knew they were gonna get married, typical high school sweetheart shit etc. etc.

That was until another student walked in on her getting fucked by the basketball coach in a laundry room two weeks before we all graduated. News spread like wildfire. She was already 18, so it was legal, but the coach resigned immediately. No idea what happened to him.

The girl dropped off the face of the earth it seemed like; she didn’t come to the last two weeks of class, wasn’t at graduation, deleted all her social media accounts, and never returned calls and texts from longtime friends. Even her best friends were disgusted with her, because everyone loved her boyfriend and we were all extremely close, so they were pissed about what she did, and they were even more pissed that she wouldn’t talk to anyone.

I found out a few years later that she basically just up and left, moved halfway across the country to live with some different family and go to college. This all happened in 2009, but it looks like she got married and has a couple of kids now. My friend, the guy, got a full ride to a division I college for baseball and did decently well. Last I heard, he’s playing for some minor league team.

It was a hell of a scandal to end our high school career. – anonymous

The girl who said her boyfriend knocked her up and got the whole school (kinda small town) to support her for being a teen mom… only for my yearbook staff and I to expose her pregnancy as fake after she gave birth to her “baby girl.” We were skeptical, because she was rail thin most of the pregnancy (until she had to leave school and go on “bed rest) and her ex-bf swore he didn’t have sex with her. So, one day, we reverse google image searched her baby picture and it belonged to a premature baby boy from 3 years ago that some mom posted on her blog.

This girl went even as far to SOMEHOW stage pictures in a hospital or a place that looked like a hospital, holding a fake pink bundle of nothing. Once word spread that her pregnancy was fake, she freaked out and created fake Facebook profiles of her parents and started using those accounts to harass everyone that was coming at her. She eventually pulled out of school and disappeared forever. For the next two years everyone kept speculating where she went. If I remember correctly, people searched around for her online bc she was a “model” in high school and found she moved to the next state over. But by then, everyone didn’t care. – theloveaffair

Hmmm let’s see… Freshman year someone dared a kid to chop off his fingers in shop class, so he did. It was just the middle three, and a bit of his pinky on one hand. Not sure if they were reattached or what happened. – anonymous

A teacher sexually harassed and assaulted a couple girls by lowering their grades if they didn’t send pics or have sex etc… So they went to the counselor and told her what was happening, and she didn’t do anything about it for two years and then the counselor finally said something to the administration and the law was called, a couple hours later after school was finished for the year, he was arrested and the counselor was fired for not reporting it when it first happened. After he was arrested a couple other girls said that he did it to them too. The thing was is he was engaged and supposed to get married a couple weeks after he got arrested. – Isiah1729

In middle school some kids put laxative chocolates in donuts and handed them out. The school went on lockdown. The police came. Kids were crying. Kids were pooping. Kids were looking for some donuts to get out of class. It was an interesting day. – verita

There was no “the” scandal with my town. – One girl showed up piss drunk in the morning with a water bottle of vodka. In eighth grade. – A group of girls made a “suicide pact” and in order to fulfill their pact, jumped off of one of the girls’ 10 foot balcony. They were out for a week for counselling. – High school gym teacher was arrested for sending gay porn to an elementary school kid and inviting him to come over. – 2 girls got pregnant freshman year. – Our high school had our own version of March Madness in which guys would try to sleep with as many girls as possible in March. – Oh, and one day, this girl came to school wearing a wife-beater with nothing underneath and you could totally see her nipples underneath.

And this wasn’t a small town or anything, I lived in an affluent town.” – yognautilus

It was just after I had joined – someone had their 16th birthday at the school (why?). His mum thought it would be funny to surprise him with a gorillagram, thinking it was a man in a gorilla suit.

It was not.

Stripper comes in. Starts doing her bit, puts a lead on the boy and covers himself and her with whipped cream. This goes on for about 5 minutes before a present staff member (actually one of my teachers) puts a stop to this.

It made the news, is one of only 3 articles on my school’s wiki page (the other two are both about the school burning down…twice) and kinda set up what sort of school this was. – justolli

There was a kid at our rival high school arrested for having sex with a horse. It was on the sidebar of the front page of the local paper. The paper didn’t publish his name (obviously), but people figured it out pretty quickly. We played each other in football a couple of weeks later. Everyone had signs (“Beat [school name]! Do it for Mr. Ed”, etc.). – UCCF

My freshman year of HS a senior oiled himself down with grapeseed oil and party-boyed thru the fully packed lunchroom. He went up to a table maybe 20 feet from me and put his dong on a girls back before making his way to the other side of the cafeteria to be tasered in front of 400+ people. – swedestick

have a few from different times…

An 18 or 19 year old guy was dating a guy 17 year old girl. He was from a notoriously bad family, the kind of people that will get spun out on crank and beat someone up for walking around. They got into a feud with another girl’s dad, and one day, they guy and his GF chased him down, dragged him out of his car, and shot him. The nearest city’s paper quoted “the juvenile” saying “Yes, we shot him. I did it.” They got off completely, claiming “self-defense,” even though they chased him down.

Another: a girl who graduated a couple of years before me was working as a teacher there. She had an affair with a student, got caught, and quit. Because no charges were filed, she applied again a couple years later, and they fucking hired her back. She had even continued her relationship with the student for a few years.

Small town people are so fucking weird. – B1GTOBACC0

My school’s incident was known only as ‘Code Brown.’

There was an AP English class for Juniors where the teacher allowed her kids to eat in class, and sit wherever they liked. In our school that was a big deal, and it attracted students with no business seeking college credits. I’m talking seriously bottom of the barrel here, fewer brain cells than an autistic goldfish.

I had the great misfortune of being in this class my Junior year of high school, and what transpired can only be described as traumatic, mostly for our teacher, who shall henceforth be known as Mrs. J.

A few kids in this class (we will call them A, B, and C) liked to being in tons of food every day. It started normal enough. A turkey sandwich here, a cup of yogurt there. But it escalated…

One day B brought in broccoli, which makes you fart, and it does not smell good. But that wasn’t even the problem. A and C somehow took this sickening butt trumpet to be a challenge, a battle call, and the took not upon themselves to bring in other fart inducing food items. The goal, it seemed, was to produce the fouled flatulence before the bell.

It went on for a couple of weeks, and it became clear that C was the Flatulence King.

But B couldn’t let that go, and A was willing to assist. A ditched a class that day to bring B as many burritos as he could afford from Taco Bell. It was a couple bags full, and B apparently had a bottomless stomach. He ate something like 9 burritos during he first hour of class.

Honestly, I was kind of impressed…

…Until the first whif of Ass Gas was released. It was a low rumble, deep in his bowels, and then the low humming sound of a diesel engine. The smell was horrid.

The burritos were confiscated of course, but it was too late.

Another rip of the ol’ chainsaw and I was feeling nauseous. But I still saw the look of abject horror on the face of B.

They say third time’s a charm. And they are right, but also so wrong. What came next forever changed the policy of eating in class.

The sound of a shart is distinct. And certainly more conspicuous. When heard it I knew, but I didn’t say anything. And neither did B. He sat there, pale faced and terrified, trying to focus on the lecture.

Eventually Mrs. J smelled it. When questioned, B did the only thing that made sense, he ran.

And I realized that he hadn’t sharted. He’d full on shit himself. Watery, runny, grossness followed him from his seat to the door, leaving a river of disappointment on the floor.

Class was cancelled, the hallway was quarantined, and most of the student body spent the day in the gym waiting for the halls to be cleansed of swamp water. I heard later that he’d been picked up by a police officer, as he was out of school without permission.

Apparently he smeared shit all over the cop and the squad car. As rumor has it, he resisted arrest.

No food in class after that. – LivelyGamer

A group of guys went to another schools gym, climbed the roof and made a little fire while smoking and hanging out. Meanwhile, the tar roof started melting and the little fire actually burned through the roof they where on. So while they’re looking at this small fire they’ve got going, the wooden frame under them starts catching fire. By the time they noticed it was allready too late and the whole gym burned to the ground. Two of the guys went to my school and got caught. Since they where underaged, their parents where held responsible for what I remember to be 2 million in damages. The guys weren’t bullied afterwards I believe. I think everybody just felt bad that their lives were so screwed for something they just didn’t think through.. – NL_Rutger

At my school, there was a whole orgy of freshman. It was apparently 6 people who were caught fucking in one of the restrooms. What I want to know is if it was 3 guys and 3 girls or 4 guys and 2 girls with 2 of the guys just sitting in the corner taking turns eating popcorn. – dancingbananas123

My girlfriend in high school had an actual burn book. Just about everyone in our class, friend and foe alike, had a chapter. She had a real mean-spirited sense of humor and could find the worst in anyone. So that book had some really shitty things about just about everyone within it’s pages. Needless to say, someone got a hold of it, passed it around, everyone found their chapter, and she became quite the pariah as did I by association. Threats started flying, principal finds out, parents were called. We all grew, but I know quite a many folk probably carry a considerable grudge for her. – Pseudonova

Someone thought it would be funny to unleash a can of bear spray in the hallway at lunch one day. The entire school was evacuated to the football field in the rain. No one of authority knew it was bear spray, and so we were not allowed to leave the football field until they could determine the threat level of the biochemical weaponry unleashed in our small town Canadian highschool in the early 2000’s. Anyone in the immediate vicinity of the bear spray was taken to the front parking lot, clothing removed, and hosed down with a fire-hose in November. Their clothes were bagged up and taken to a lab for testing and the naked students (and some naked teachers) were given basically poly sheets and told to sit on a couple of city busses that were commandeered by the local police department and fire department during the investigation. A haz-mat team went into the school and found the bear spray. We all got to go home after that. – pw_15

A literal bomb was dropped in my school playground.

We lived in Yuma aside the air force base and there were constant training and testing exercises. Often they’d drop dummy bombs into the proving grounds to practice accuracy.

Well one day a rookie accidentally dropped a dummy into our school playground at five in the morning. Military went in to collect it and realized that some idiot had loaded a real bomb into the plane that morning and what was laying there could’ve caused quite a crater.

School called everyone and said school was cancelled for the day. I’m not too sure what happened to the trainee or the person who loaded the bomb. It’s an entertaining story to tell though. – Cranksta

One time someone wrote in a bathroom stall, “Fuck this school, bomb on Monday”. The next Monday, they set up a metal detector and checked people’s bags. About half the kids stayed home. Nothing happened, obviously.

About a week later, someone wrote in the same stall, where the other message had been painted over, “Fuck mudbloods, basilisk on Wednesday.”

I’d never felt more school spirit. – squall283



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