“The fact pineapples do not grow on trees. They’re just.plants. I didn’t know this until I was hanging out with my friend and we were swimming in her pool. I got out and pointed to, what looked like to me, a weird spiky-looking plant and she looked at me completely dumbfounded. She just looked at me and said in a disappointed voice, “That’s a pineapple…” I felt like my whole life at this point was just a lie. For the longest time, I genuinely thought pineapples grew on trees.”