When both hands are tired:
A weird but efficient way to calm a baby. And yourself.
The shoes don’t match? It’s ok! It’s good that you at least have shoes on.
Sometimes you have to sacrifice your own clothes.
Don’t tell me about bad luck. I am too tired to believe in it.
It’ll dry while I drive.
"I remember when I could leave my house and only worry about taking a coat."
Here’s a start-up idea: a key that opens all the doors.
"Would somebody like to explain to me why the iPad is in the washing machine?"
And why is the smartphone in the fridge?
Coffee is always a good idea.
What’s that taste? Is the coffee machine broken?
"That moment when all your groceries are bagged, but WAIT...you left your wallet at home."
"Nothing like accidentally throwing the doll in the wash."
So what if it’s a face cream! Maybe I want to moisturize my teeth too.
One day I’ll learn how to do it.
"Accidentally dressed the baby to match my glass of wine."
What an ingenious safety device
It took us a minute to realize that something wasn’t right.
"Sometimes we just have to accept defeat..."