This is what a diet is like:
"I bought my cat a feeding device with a timer to make him lose weight. This is how he sleeps now."
"I started a diet this week. My family is very supportive."
It was nice while it lasted...It was nice while it lasted...
"She said we were on a diet and had to switch from bread to crispbread!"
"First days at the gym!"
"Nice try, healthy lifestyle."
And I really wanted to!
The downside of a healthy diet:
"My boss and I have a competition to see who can lose more weight. Today is my birthday, and this was his present."
My second day on a diet:
Acquitted of all charges!
A morning run
"I’m trying to lose weight, so I prepare my lunchboxes beforehand."
"My first day on a diet."