Officer In The Uk Sends A Text To A Man He Gave A Ride Home To When He Was Drunk. Even The Police Are Classy Gentlemen Over There
Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text
pparently I Tried To Log In To My Online Banking When I Was Drunk
Liquid Clearly Did Something To Be Last Night. Sorry Boohoo Customer Service
Remind Me Never To Go On Carousell When I'm Drunk And High Ever Again
Most People Drunk Text Their Ex Or Someone They Fancy.... Not Me.... What The Actual Fuck Was Going Through My Drunken Mind
I Was Rudely Awaken From My Sleep By Drunk Text Messages From The Undergrad I Supervise In My Lab... Let's Just Say Mario Cart Saved Her Ass
I Was Trying To Drunk Text My Gf Last Night But Sent It To My Boss Instead
Got So Drunk Last Night I Thought I Was Texting My Friend For A Ride, But I Was Just Texting Myself For The Whole Time
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