When you trust your husband to pick a shower curtain:
"My wife is smoking hot, so our shower curtain looks like this."
"I bought a new mat."
"Wife wanted a puppy. I did not want a puppy. We compromised and got a puppy. His name is Copper."
"My wife attempted to make me a sandwich for work while keeping an eye on the baby. Well, she tried."
"I ran a bath for my girlfriend."
"I gave these notes to my husband one by one. Can you imagine his face?"
"My wife said, ’If you post it on the internet, I’ll kill you.’ "
"This is how I remind my wife that we’ve run out of coffee."
My husband: "I stopped to get a snack. I got one for you, but I ate it."
"Advent calendar for my husband."
"This morning, my husband left me..."
"...for work, where he’s prohibited to wear rings due to safety rules."
"My wife always naps like this."
"Because we had a ’discussion’ about leaving his socks on the floor..."
"My sister’s April Fools’ prank on her husband."
"I asked my husband to cook chicken with rice. And now we’ve got a dead turtle."
"My husband cooked a giant meatball stuffed with spaghetti."
A last effort to rescue his old (but favorite) T-shirt:
"My wife and I decided to do something creative for our 21st anniversary portrait, 21 Years of Adventure."
"As teenagers on our first date, we took an ’Old West’ photo. Exactly 20 years later, we took another one."
"I asked my wife to send me some underwear pictures. This is what I got in return."
"My wife found these socks today. My whole life has led to this moment."
"I learned how to crochet. Now my husband is warm."
— Honey, can you please keep a diary to track when you have periods?
— OK.
"My husband bet me I couldn’t shave his foot without waking him up. This is what he woke up to this morning."
He is getting married, so he did a photo shoot with his best friend and future wife.
"I ’spoiled’ our wedding photo."
Gal Gadot’s husband wears this T-shirt to show how proud he is of his wife.
