Snickersphone
The perfect match
“Got blackout drunk last night... My girlfriend helped me remember what happened.”
Car bathing
“So this happened to my neighbor last night...don’t drive drunk.”
Taking a bath
Potato discipline
My mother is drunk. I walked in to the kitchen to find her having aligned the potatoes in size order.
When you're drunk but need to set an alarm in the morning
Memory loss
A little conversation
Last night I was so drunk I replied to my own text
“Drunk. Got the Dominos guy to buy me McDonald’s in the special instructions section.”
Let's all take a minute to appreciate this drunk Amazon purchase
Would you like some...shoes?
When drunk, you need to keep your shoes at a special temperature.
A fellow lama
“My friends and I got drunk one night in a small country town. Woke up the next morning with this picture on my phone.”
Fingerman
“My friend and I were drunk photoshopping last night. Forgot we made this.”
The locked shoe
“Had a house party last night. Still can’t find the key to my mom’s shoe...”
Dino belly
“My friend was drunk when he decided to tattoo a black face Charmander with no experience or artistic ability. The flame saves it.”
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