Only Realised They Were There After The Flash
I Dropped It...
I've Been At Work For 4 Hours Now. I Just Saw This
So My Sister Got Her Allergy Test Done And She Was Allergic To Everything They Tested For. Her Worst Reaction Was To Horses
What Happens When You Go For The Rear Defrost But Hit The Sun Roof. Alaska Style
This Is What Happens When You Forget To Roll Your Window Up Before A Snowstorm
This Happened To The Plane Mid-Flight. The Whole Plane Shook And Our Collective Buttholes Puckered
A Porcupine Fell From A Tree And Fell On Her Head. The Apex Of Unluckiness
The Owner Of The Apartment Told Us It Will Be A Green/Blue Party. (Blue Is A German Expression For Being Drunk And Green For Weed). This Guy Thought We Make A Costume Party
A Girl I Know Went To The Zoo And Accidentally Dropped Her Phone. She Didn't Want It Back
My Mom Almost Crashed Her Car Today Cause A Snake Started Coming Out Of Her Vents While She Was Driving
This Just Happened When I Took My Bananas Out Of A Bag
My Housemates Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Do This While I Was Asleep And Then Leave For The Day (With The Key). I Have A Job Interview In 2 Hours
I Live In A Town Where I Have Been Waiting For This To Happen For Almost 24 Years. Today, It Finally Happened!
A Friend Of Mine Found Out Today Why Offices Aren't Based Outside
Wore A Shoelace As A Belt For Work Today Out Of Desperation. Now The Office Thinks I'm The "Thong Guy"
My Baby Ordered 94 Dollars Worth Of Pizza Off An App Called 'Slice' That Doesn’t Ask For Payment Info Verification When Placing An Order
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