“My boyfriend brought me back a jar of seashells from his spring break trip to Florida, and I don’t know how to tell him that some are pistachio shells.”
This was not the wisest marketing decision.
“Look what this dog got himself into this morning.”
“My brother needs to be isolated from society.”
“My cat is dumb but adorable.”
This is probably the only aircraft crash where a helicopter never returned to the ground.
Someone really regrets his decisions.
This is a case where you need to reconsider what you want to do in life.
Customer service always comes first.
Thanks for making it crystal clear!
“My hubby tried to bake cookies tonight...on a cooling rack.”
“He thinks this painting is a window.”
“Put the advert up, Boss.”
“The moment people realized they were dating an idiot!”
“My girlfriend’s avocado-cutting skills...”
“She tried her best.”
“Hung the photo, Boss.”
“Caught my girlfriend eating these ’Christmas cookies.’ They’re dog treats...”
“The vent in my hotel shower doesn’t seem to be working.”
“My husband tried cutting his hair by himself.”
“Fixed the clock, Boss!”
“It’s good to have internet here while I’m waiting.”
Yeah, that’s genius.
“My boyfriend found a pad in my room and thought it was a present, so he put it under my Christmas tree.”
Check if you have the necessary vents before you use concrete.