He Sat And Watched Me Eat Chinese Take-Out For Half An Hour. Then This Happened
Definitely The Scariest Fortune Cookie I've Ever Gotten
Didn't Expect My Fortune Cookie To Be So Insightful
Best Fortune I Have Ever Got In A Fortune Cookie
My Wife And I Received Matching Fortunes At Dinner This Evening
My Coworker Just Came Back From Sick Leave; He Had A Heart Attack. To Celebrate We Went For Chinese. These Were In His Fortune Cookie
Take That Big Step
My Wife's And My Fortune Cookies. Hers Is On Top
Don't Expect Much From A Cookie
Just When I Thought I Got A Good Fortune Cookie
Well Screw You Too Fortune Cookie
My Wife And I Also Got Some Fortune Cookies
This Was In My Fortune Cookie Last Night... Should I Call Somebody Or?..
When A Fortune Cookie Finally Speaks Up
I Think This Wins The 'Worst Fortune Cookie Of All Time' Award
Two Fortunes In One Cookie - Aaaaand I'm Offended
I Think My Fortune Cookie Just Threatened Me
My 3 Year Old Nephew Asked Me To Read Him His Fortune
The Best Fortune Cookie Fortune Ever
My Friend's Misprinted Fortune Is Kinda Dark
My 9 Year Old Daughter Got This Fortune, I'm Happy For Her
Pretty Sure My Fortune Cookie Is Telling Me To Masturbate...
Avoid Gambling, But Hey, These Numbers Are Lucky!
My Fortune Cookie Has Either Seen Or Done Some Sh*t
My Friend Got Rick Rolled By A Fortune Cookie
I Spent 30 Minutes Trying To Get My Fortune Without Breaking The Bag Or Cookie
My Fortune Cookie Fortune Is Strangely Distraught
Which One Of You Bastards Works In The Fortune Cookie Business?
The Amazingly Accurate Fortune Cookie
My Fortune Cookie Sounds Like Satan Trying To Give A Motivational Speech
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