When your wife wants to shop but you want to fish:
Hawaiians invented a genius way to survive in a line:
Gadgets were made to simplify our life.
Electronic gun safe with freezer concealment. Ammo not included.
Girls will always find ways to look great.
Couldn’t find the bottom part of my blender, so I improvised.
This Mexican restaurant is a former Chinese restaurant. Instead of repainting the wall, the workers just drew sombreros on the pandas’ heads.
When your wife asks you to cook dinner and your imagination is better than your cooking skills:
A life hack to avoid paying for extra luggage weight at the airport
When Daddy goes shopping:
“I had to cut a big tree and my dog didn’t want to stay at a safe distance. I found a solution.”
“When I have to keep my child busy, I ask him to play the “Department of Motor Vehicles” game.
“I made a ring for my girlfriend.”
“I was too lazy to knit the socks.”
“My girlfriend took razor blades but forgot the handle. This is what I made for her.”
“I dressed as the blue screen of death on Halloween.”