Why lie that you are stuck in a traffic jam?
“A guy who wanted to buy a toy poodle was sold a giant long-haired ferret pumped up with steroids.”
The test for both pregnancy and intelligence is a fail.
Maybe they mean the size of the potatoes?
Were you not taking the photo with your phone camera?
“I am reading while you are scrolling through your phones.”
Nothing weird here, just plugged in and solar powered.
This guy claims he hates cats.
The great conqueror of peaks. Wait a second...