“My sister and her boyfriend like to copy episodes from famous TV-shows.”
“It took me a long time to decide which quote to choose for my yearbook.”
“My neighbor that lives upstairs decided to do vacuum cleaning when I was sleeping. That’s why I decided to clean my ceiling at 3am.”
Nothing to add here. The best senior quote ever.
“I just asked to take a picture.”
“I saw this in my university yard.”
It’s so nice when everyone in your family has a good sense of humor.
One of the students spent the entire class drawing the teacher’s portrait on a calculator.
“My wife bought this to decorate our kitchen.”
“My mom sent the wrong picture for my graduation party invitations.”
“One of my uncle’s paintings. It feels like he loves puzzling spectators.”
“You’re not you when you’re hungry.”
“Last night I went to a party where everyone had to prepare a 3-minute lecture on something they were passionate about. I won best presentation.”
“Somebody just won the prank war at my construction office.”
“My roommate left for a cruise for a week, right before all these snowstorms. I decided to play a little prank on him.”
“I got my thesis printed on a scarf.”
“So my dog has a closet for all of his neck ties and bow ties.”
“I just decided to check if I could fit in the box.”
“A guy let me do whatever I wanted with his credit card. He was shocked when he saw what I ordered.”
“Decided to play a prank on my colleagues and stuffed their office with foam plastic.”
“My working hat.”
“My girlfriend made this while I was at work.”
“My cat confused his toilet with my piano. I had to put all the keys in the dishwasher.”
“There’s a place for everything in my heart. This is what my girlfriend’s Valentine’s Day card looked like.”