“Didn’t have time to go into town, so drew a circle on Ryan’s hand so he could buy me the correct size hoop earrings.”
“I hate Instagram, just let me eat.”
“My girlfriend is away and she tried to pick a fight with me today, so I sent her this picture. Needless to say, she stopped arguing.”
“How my girlfriend takes the first piece of freshly baked brownies.”
“My girlfriend stuck and crying on a ladder.”
“My girlfriend and I went to a painting class. She got mad because I wasn’t following directions. I told her there’s no such thing as an accident.”
“This is how patient my boyfriend is.”
“My boyfriend brought me this thinking it was a flower, but it’s lettuce.”
“I took my girlfriend fishing.”
“My girlfriend spent twenty minutes playing in this box, running around and dancing... I then saw the company the box belonged to and thought it was fitting.”
“My girlfriend got a bit of a shock when I dropped to one knee only to tie up my shoelace... Was not expecting the verbal onslaught that occurred afterwards.”
“Told my boyfriend to send me something sexy...”
“My wife and cat fell asleep on me.”
“My boyfriend tried to be cute and replace a pizza slice with a cupcake.”
“My husband only lets me take one photo of him per year. This year I convinced him to hold my cat, Nikon!”
“I told my boyfriend I wasn’t feeling well and asked him to buy a thermometer on his way home from work...”
“This is how an attempt to build a relationship with my girlfriend’s cat ended.”
“What happens when I ask my boyfriend to make breakfast.”
“My girlfriend hung out at my house while I had to work.”
“I love my girlfriend. She tries really hard to cook us nice meals. Today she burned water.”
“Boyfriend let me paint on him while he played. Wow.”
“When I asked my boyfriend to bring me home some food from the bar...”
“My wife insisted on getting a photo of me playing with our puppy.”
“I find these everywhere.”
“I asked my girlfriend if she ate all the Oreos I bought 3 days ago. She said ’no.’ ”
“I just spent 2 whole hours arguing and searching the trash can to prove to my girl that this missing piece is not from a condom.”
