Would you rather your name be Little Caesars or Papa John?
Would you rather pick the next President of the United States or direct Star Wars: Episode X?
Would you rather be itchy or sticky for the rest of your life?
Would you rather lose all of your money and valuables or all of the pictures you have ever taken?
Would you rather have free internet for life or free food for life?
Would you rather have your Netflix viewing history or your Spotify listening history made public?
Would you rather get away with lying every time or always know that someone is lying?
Would you rather pry off your thumbnail with a fork or put a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall?
Would you rather speak all languages or be able to speak to all animals?
Would you rather not know you smell like poop or always smell poop no one else can smell.
Would you rather have a Lamborghini in your garage or a library of 9,000 books and infinite knowledge?
Would you rather have infinite battery life for your cell phone or infinite fuel for your car?
Would you rather be the funniest or the most intelligent person in the room?
Would you rather experience the beginning of planet earth or the end of planet earth?
Would you rather speak your mind or never speak again?
Would you rather be stung by a jellyfish or give up Facebook for a month?
Would you rather live in the world of Star Wars or cure a rare form of cancer?
Would you rather be rich and live 400 years ago or be poor but live today?
Would you rather be forced to talk like Donald Trump’s Twitter feed for a year or binge watch every single episode of The Apprentice?
Would you rather be married to Paris Hilton or Charlie Sheen?
Would you rather only listen to Nickelback songs or read all 56 pages of iTunes terms of use every day for the rest of your life?
Would you rather have a horrible tattoo with sentimental value or the best tattoo ever of Dane Cook's face?
Would you rather know when you're going to die or know how you're going to die?