This is their nature. They cut deep.
It’s not easy to be a Queen.
Wife: “How’s your day?” Me:
Who should guys marry?
“So I told my boyfriend he looks good in purple, and he goes to the bathroom and comes back in this.”
“My boyfriend ruins every photo.”
“This is what happens when you let your boyfriend take the cat to the groomer.”
“My wife wanted an Apple Watch for our anniversary. I love you, honey!”
Love always comes unexpectedly.
When you just wanted to be friends but you failed:
Keeping men on their toes:
“My wife bought toilet paper for the first time...one ply...I’m living with a monster...”
The best period of a woman’s life:
“My wife thinks buying my son an orange coat may not have been a good idea...”
When dieting isn’t for you:
“I got married last week, my wife wanted me to take only serious pictures with my groomsmen.”
What do you know about love?
“Kids will make you happy,” they said...