“My boyfriend took a picture of me sleeping.”
Which came first — the Instagram corn or the Google corn?
A boyfriend with a good head on his shoulders
Even doors melt.
This man can’t even follow his own rules.
You don’t always get what you see...
“Look, I’m finally on vacation!”
“My new ride at the car wash.”
“I told my teacher that I had been hospitalized.”
“The moment you realize you were bamboozled because the bar was just a ruse to get you to pay full price for half the product.”
“April Fool’s played on my fiancé. Blamed it on the kid.”
When gold foil can make you cool and rich:
Because “DOGLADY” was already taken.
“Mom got me a MacBook.”
When you lied on your resume but still got the job:
When your bathroom is equipped with a bathtub, a sink, and a teleporting machine:
“My mom wanted all the people Photoshopped out of this pic of my dad as if he rented this seaquarium.”
Almost Porsche
The very last one right behind the last one!
You just need some sand and the correct angle to get on the beach.
Someone’s lying...
No one will notice.
