Saw This Woman Getting A Better View Of The Eclipse
My Girlfriend, Who's In College For Brain And Behavioral Neuroscience, Moved Into Her Dorm Yesterday And Was Having Trouble Setting Up The Apple TV I Bought Her
So My Girlfriend Didn't Want To Lose The Keys To Her Lock
We Own A Family Business. Mom Thought She Bought A Map Of The World For The Conference Room
Hospital I'm At Is Putting Cookies On The Patient Trays For Halloween. I Don't Think They Thought This Through
So I Thought It Would Be Smart To Clean My Keyboard Keys In Hot Water
Trump Watching The Solar Eclipse
Woman At Station Using Gasoline To Clean Bumper
My Friend's Mother Thought That The Croissants Would Just Roll Themselves Up While Cooking
My Company Wanted To Make Our Fountain Pink For Breast Cancer Awareness. Didn't... Quite Get It Right
When You Come Back To Eat Your Eggs That Have Definitely Been Boiling For Long Enough By Now
Last Week I Put A Piece Of Tape On My Bin Lid To Fix A Crack. My 92-Year-Old Neighbor Obviously Thought We Were Labelling Our Bins With Our Unit Numbers
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