This perfectly wrapped cling foil
This piece of lint on my window sill looks like a gun wielding soldier wading through water
Unintended optical illusion at work made me think my ruler was bent.
Mom thought I was smoking a joint
Delivery truck looks like giants are peeping over the fence
This isn’t the world’s oldest basketball player.
This ham isn’t out of focus.
This isn’t a collage.
This isn’t a huge prehistoric bird.