“Jupiter looks kind of weird today.”
“When the deadline is coming, but you behave like everything’s fine.”
“My 3-year-old son thinks that thing is trying to eat the plane.”
“I guess this giraffe found a portal.”
“Get a cat, they said. Cats are cute, they said.”
“This dog looks almost exactly like my dad.”
“When you have to wait for a bus, you might want to do it in comfort.”
“When you lied on your CV but got the job anyway.”
“They said having kids would be great.”
“This is the guy my math teacher was talking about.”
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“A typical cat”
“Did I fly back for this crap?!”
“When you know you didn’t do well, but you’re proud of yourself anyway.”
“The French weather forecast has been getting bad ratings.”
“When you got fired from Pixar.”
“The camel on the right: ’Shall we...’”
“The camel on the left: ’No.’”
A genius answer to a genius question!
