-Desserts are for women. Order one and pretend you don’t mind that she’s eating yours.
-Buy a tuxedo before you are 30. Stay that size.
-One girlfriend at a time is probably enough.
-#StopItWithTheHastags
-Your ties should be rolled and placed in a sectioned tie drawer.
-Measure yourself only against your previous self.
-Take more pictures. With a camera.