“This is the toilet paper supplied at my $350 a night hotel.”
“The sun has traveled roughly 150,000,000 kilometers to reflect off a car windshield through a small crack in my blinds to shine directly in my face.”
When a plug covers the outlet next to it:
Having a “screenshot saved” in a screenshot
“These tiny cuts that randomly show up and itch”
People that walk down the middle of the driveway
When you buy small plastic bags:
“My dad’s screen protector on his phone...”
“Sitting on my patio trying to enjoy the weather and all I can think about is this screw.”
This woman put her bare feet on the back of this man’s chair.
“My portable charger can only display two-digit numbers so when it’s fully charged it stops at 99%.”
“Spotted at our university dining hall. That is a dining table.”
When your hard-boiled egg peels like this:
“This is my view for miles because the left won’t pass the right.”
Pistachio nuts with no openings
“How my wife puts away our nesting measuring cups and how I have to fix them.”
“How my girlfriend doesn’t zip the resealable bag closed and puts the bag in upside down.”
When this happens:
“When you tear exactly where it says to, but the bag remains sealed.”
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