Had sparklers at my wedding reception last night. I think they won over my father-in-law
When your husband cleans the kitchen and rearranges the fridge magnets...
My husband is no longer allowed to go to the craft store alone
I dropped out of college 4 years ago but today I bought a cap and gown for $38 and snuck into the line of a college I have never been enrolled in
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