Photo taken beneath an oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico.
A Black Banded Sea Krait — 10 times more venomous than a rattlesnake — swims right through a group of oblivious divers.
A casual outing in the kayak turns dangerous when caught in a storm.
I just had a mild heart attack.
In Austin, Texas, you can watch Jaws while floating on a lake. Divers swimming under viewers’ tubes will periodically reach up and grab a dangling leg.
Remember, if you mock the ocean…
… it will come for you. Even if you’re landlocked.