I replaced my friend's fancy soap with a block of fancy cheese
Just hold that 'E' in front of the fans so it spells MARSEILLE
My supervisor went to see Deadpool 2 over the weekend. I came into work today and found this.
"My wife called to say she picked up 50 shades of grey. This was not what i was expecting when i got home"
One of my friends went on a road trip and sent me this
My sister said all she wanted for Christmas was cash...So naturally I suspended $20 worth of change in Jello.
My sister was suppose to come over this weekend and drink hot cocoa with me, but she decided to spend it with her friends instead. I sent her this to express my disappointment.
My sister recently had a portion of her colon removed because of cancer, I gave her this shirt to celebrate a successful surgery.
"My girlfriend asked me to make fish for dinner tonight. I will let you all know if we are still together tomorrow"
"Printed and attached to wife's spraying air freshener while she wasn't home. spits acid every 30 minutes"
"Wife wanted a family portrait for Christmas. This is what she got"
Okay so my brother got my ENTIRE FAMILY these plain black mugs.... but when they get hot they're COVERED ENTIRELY IN MY MUG SHOT
...so my uncle got a drone now he's fucking with people
Got my dad cushions with my face on them as a joke present, turned out creepier than expected
April Fools' Day prank - Day 2: How long will Kim Jong Un remain up on the staff picture wall?
Shout out to my brother for replacing a picture of Jesus at my parent's house with a picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi as portrayed by Ewan McGregor. Three months and counting without them noticing.
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