Nowadays, gentlemen should be put onto the Red List of Threatened Species.
When you’re at a party and your friend tells you all about that guy you were just talking to:
Sometimes it becomes an uphill battle to keep up an image when you’re in a relationship.
Being an adult means being practical.
“When I start my makeup vs when I finish”
Don’t ever stop!
When you know you’ll be passing the metro station where your ex lives:
It’s not that difficult to become a goddess, all you need to learn is to show up.
A woman’s ability to stay elegant in any situation
“It’s time to admit that we never do anything on purpose...”
“This is me trying to look younger after a kid on the street called me ’Auntie’.”
When you’re looking at yourself in the mirror and suddenly see that nasty blemish:
It’s unfair that men need only 10 minutes to look perfect.
“How Instagram girls take a bath and how I take a bath at the end of a work week”
When you go to a beauty salon and ask to straighten the tips:
Even a fridge lock couldn’t stop a woman at this moment.
It’s a pity that we don’t always have time for a “real shower”.