A timeless masterpiece
This is not what you’re supposed to do at the zoo:
Had to do a double take on the zebra...
“Mobile massage? Door locks from the outside? A rock-climbing wall? Name is smelly bag of dirt?”
“I work for Cadillac. A man wanted us to appraise his car. A man did not end up buying a new Cadillac.”
“Somebody used this flea comb at the store to remove their dandruff and put it back on the shelf.”
“Who and why?”
Guns shouldn’t be cute...
“Sunburn pockets”
“They tried...”
“In the janitor’s defense, he did put the soap in the soap dispenser... But he missed one minor detail.”
At least they learned from their mistakes!
“They fixed it...”
The power of art
“Roman legionnaire reminiscing about his comrades he saw die at the battle of Teutoburg Forest in 10 AD.”
Why not search for dogs at the Champions League match?
No one said it would be easy, Pikachu.
“He always has his nose in his phone.”
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