This dad, whose "Mickey Mouse pancake" looked a little, uh, phallic:
This dad, who tried to DIY a toddler safety gate:
This dad, who will probably be in the dog house for a very, VERY long time:
This dad, who couldn't help texting his kid this corny joke:
And this dad, who will be cutting all park trips from now on:
This dad, who got his toddler dressed for school:
This dad, whose hardboiled eggs were definitely "hardboiled:"
This dad, who helped his kid wade in the tide:
This dad, who fell asleep on a couch at IKEA while shopping with his family:
And this dad, who was told "write your name on the cup" and, well, did:
This dad, who ran out of bath bubbles, so he used Old Spice "Swagger" in his daughter's bath instead:
This dad, who posted this sweet birthday message to his daughter (left):
This dad, who may have misunderstood the second question:
This dad, who forgot to check the calendar:
And this dad, who totally forgot to put a bag in the diaper pail:
This dad, who should have looked a little closer:
And this dad, whose son is so keenly aware of his shortcomings that it's actually pretty damn brilliant: