“My dog made a huge mess and then had the audacity to just sit and chill while I cleaned it up. Just look at his little arm!”
Every morning, Bridget the cat brings her owner men’s socks and underwear. Its owner created a post asking the owners of those things to respond in order to get back their belongings.
“This cat tried to steal a feather duster...didn’t think that one through.”
“Is it just me or is he really proud of the mess he made?”
“If she feels she isn’t getting enough attention, she’ll pick up anything in sight to make you tend to her.”
“My cat is the ’kindest’ pet ever.”
“Didn’t want the cat to splash my shorts when I was giving him a bath so I took them off. Found him in the bedroom after.”
Capybara: “You’ve got to be kidding me!”
When you simply want some attention:
“This squirrel stole my bagel...”
“He takes my hand towel and uses it to make the sink extra comfy...”
“She only sleeps on top of other dogs.”
The ruined couch and its occupant
“My dog looks as if he had done something really important. In fact, he opened the window in the car wash.”
“My cat broke a small piece of our ceiling tile off just so he could stick his head through it and meow incessantly while I try to watch tv.”
A girl threw a fit at her boyfriend because she found lingerie belonging to another girl at home. Turned out, it was their cat who stole a lot of clothes in the neighborhood.
“My cat stole my dog’s bone but the dog is too nice to take it back so instead he is just watching and whining.”
“He rolled in chalk, now he’s the art.”
“Just hung it for drying!”
The Ninja Cat steals neighbors’ personal things and brings them to his owner. A Facebook page was created to find the owners of those things.
“Have you ever seen a more guilty pug?”
“When I saw my cat after discovering all this mess I didn’t believe that she was guilty.”
“Take a seat.”
“Caught him trying to pickpocket my mom’s purse.”
“Yes, this is quite comfortable. I shall sit here.”
“I’ve given up on privacy...”
