This boyfriend who can't seem to find his way to a trash can:
This boyfriend whose room is a fire hazard in the making:
This boyfriend who put a bare piece of butter into his girlfriend's dirty fridge:
This boyfriend who cut an avocado like it was a damn apple:
This boyfriend who used someone else's clippers, clogged the sink, and didn't clean up it up after he was done shaving.
This boyfriend who left his girlfriend's chips out like this for 24 HOURS:
This boyfriend who's an actual monster:
This boyfriend who doesn't quite understand why paper towels are perforated:
This boyfriend who unnecessarily murdered a napkin:
This boyfriend who's got the world largest collection of iPhone notifications:
This boyfriend whose shirts are probably stretched out in strange ways:
This boyfriend who needs to look at his toothbrush under a microscope:
This boyfriend who doesn't quite understand why there are holes in his wallet:
This boyfriend who got a blind from another window and thought it would blend in real well to this one:
This guy who put Kraft singles onto his girlfriend's homemade tortilla chips:
This boyfriend who left a knife just chillin' like this on his desk:
This boyfriend who was asked to run a bath for his girlfriend:
This boyfriend who doesn't give a shit about consistency:
And finally, this boyfriend who should never be allowed around a sandwich again:
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