“I’ve been waiting 9 months for a coworker to ride his Harley to work so I could do this.”
“My apartment complex hasn’t taken away this light pole since a tornado knocked it over 2 months ago. So I figured...”
When you what the clean sound:
Sometimes you need to make a mess to get rid of a mess.
“My neighbors have stick family decals. I bought an extra sticker and they haven’t noticed yet.”
Pilot Lounge is also written in braille...
Why did the delivery guy open my pizza?
“This stop sign in my town”
“My dad made this hole in the wall and my sister framed it and gave it a mini-sign like in an art gallery.”
When your kids ask how they were born, you can show them this...
“My friend’s pupper is in the cone of shame and I can’t even...”
“My wife keeps putting the roll on backward. I responded.”
Funny car tuning
“Our magazine does a swimsuit issue once a year featuring models who submit applications online. We had a new submission this year that really caught our eye.”
“Waiting for my doctor’s appointment when suddenly...”
Did that prankster get a discount?
“I played the Easter Bunny at an event. They had a professional photographer that was taking photos of the guests. The photographer asked if I would like to pose too. Now I have the greatest photo ever.”
“My grandma made these outfits for my mom and her sisters in 1972.”
Safety first
“My friend got a convertible and this is the only hat he wears in it.”
Who said older people are serious?
“My granny’s eyesight is getting worse and she loves playing board games. My aunt had bought her these massive cards so that she can still play. They may be hard to hold but it’s worth it.”
Nowadays, we can rate everything.
“I put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar. My kids were horrified as I ate it while watching them open their Easter presents.”
“My mom sent this to me for Easter. I love her.”
“My office held an Easter Egg decorating contest. I’m not artistically inclined...”
If guys acted like girls on Instagram
“I scratch haunting things into bananas at the market so when people take them home hours later and the words appear they think a ghost knows their secrets.”
“This kid at my school always wears this shirt on Wednesday just to screw with everyone’s heads.”
“A guy asked us to write on his pizza box, ’something to cheer up my girlfriend.’ Wonder how that went?”
The effect of this photo is especially good if you look at it bottom to top.
You’re not you when you’re hungry.
“I dropped out of college 4 years ago but today I bought a cap and gown for $38 and snuck into the line of a college I have never been enrolled in. Hope my mom is proud.”
Students broke the wall of their school with a car. It turned out to be an installation in honor of the end of the school year.
“Hmmm, what an interesting pencil box!”
True friendship is not only about support.
When you leave your wife in the car to shop at the hardware store on a really hot day:
“In a family bathroom at my university...”
What a shameless courier!
Summer in Arizona really makes you reflect on one’s life choices.
When trolling is your mission:
Who is a bigger troll: the cat or the boy?
