“The artist was very serious about her work. This portrait was $40.”
“’Being tall is cool,’ they said...”
“Made a cake for my birthday today. Not to brag but...pretty sure I’m the greatest cake maker that ever lived.”
“My aunt tried to make a cake of Dolly Parton for a friend.”
“Didn’t have a spare, drove for 3 days! I found the spare in the trunk complete with a jack!”
“This muffin I bought at work appears to have lots of blueberries, but inside it, there are zero.”
“Fixing a toilet leak. I took 2 trips to the store, worked with a hernia, put the wax ring and screws on...only to install the toilet and forget about the door.”
“I dropped a Lego house I built 10 years ago down the stairs.”
Steak and cheese wrap: 80% tortilla
“Up at 3:30 a.m. and hiked about 4 hours to see this beautiful view...”
Tall guys have problems too.
“My wife’s calculator wasn’t working due to a lack of light so I told her to use her phone. This was not what I was expecting.”
“My ’tuna avocado’ rolls are 0% tuna.”
“Bought tickets for me and my dad to see a concert, and this is my seat.”
“Happy Birthday to me!”
“’Wake up early,’ they said. ’Seize the day,’ they said. I’m going back to bed.”
“My neighbor parked the car in the wrong place and was punished.”
“Asked my husband to take a picture of us on our wedding night. This was his only picture.”
“My daughter was excited about her first computer homework, but then she had her first experience with Windows Update instead.”
Childhood dreams about being a grownup are nothing compared to the harsh reality.
“Thank you, Amazon, for this $500 rock.”
Visit Hong Kong to take a photo like this? No, thank you.
I ordered a dish in a high-class restaurant...
“This is a photo of my academic adviser during my diploma presentation.”
How come the sign isn’t at the top of the slide?
Because hope never dies...
I have no faith in humanity anymore.
What was the purpose of such a big pack?
Honesty is a powerful thing.
The biggest realization of your adult life...
People who made this sandwich should eat it every day.
A man spent $26,000 on plastic surgery to look just like David Beckham.
This is what manufacturers mean when they speak about the significant difference:
What if you started mocking millionares?
“Go surfing in Canda, they said. It will be fun, they said.”
“This mask didn’t turn me into the cutie from the package.”
“We ordered a wedding cake. These are wedding rings on a cushion.”
“I didn’t want that Switch as a present.”
“My younger sister was so happy about her first day at school...until she realized that I couldn’t stay with her.”
“When your mom promised you a birthday party, but, in fact, it is a party for her...”
When you’ve lost the detonator:
Every time it’s the same thing.
Bestie: I want you to take a picture of me in the hammock like in this girl’s Instagram!
Me: No problem.
“When you bought a gift on AliExpress...”
When your wife chooses clothes for you and her taste leaves much to be desired:
I wish I were home in Fairbanks, Alaska.
Manufacturers probably put catnip into chargers.
“I ordered a sauna hat on the internet. You’ll never guess what I got: Cuban medicine made of scorpion venom.”
“In this café, they offer to put an egg into any dish for only 50 cents. I asked them to put it in my drink as a joke. I don’t know what I expected.”
This lollipop was not so tasty after I saw the lie.
“It feels like my friend’s cat will kill her one day.”
“Definitely not what I expected!”
“It seems like my coffee is cold.”
“I bought a T-shirt in size XL so that it wouldn’t stick to my body.”
“The stages of my wife’s disappointment when she realized that we missed the ice cream truck...”
“I ordered a beautiful quilt on the internet. This is what I got.”
“I decided to do a perm: expectation and reality.”
“My friend’s tattoo”
