This Is What Hail Damage To A Moon Roof Looks Like
My Classmate Dyed His Hair And Then Realized He Was Allergic To Hair Dye
Needless To Say, I Don't Think It's Good News
We Got Caught In The Rain. My Dog Despises The Rain
Good Luck Using That Excuse
Elyse Brought Home A New Kitty Today! Gavin Hoefs Recorded Them Bonding On The Way Home
I Split Up With My Boyfriend Yesterday And Fell Asleep While He Was Packing. Woke Up To See That He Stole My Toilet
I'm A Beginner Beekeeper And I Am Told That A Sting To The Face Is A Rite Of Passage. So I Have That Going For Me... Which Is Nice
Wife Asked Me To Check If The Chickens Laid Any Eggs. I'm Gonna Say No
That's Why You Shouldn't Wear Jeans With Holes On Sunny Days
How To Lose A High
About To Arrive For An Interview In A New Suit, Realise They Left The Tag On....
This Modelling Job Was A Mistake
Apparently, Spanish Slang For "Fart" Is "Pedo". My 71-Year-Old Co-Worker Showed Up To Work With This
My Girlfriend Wanted To Cook For Me
Turns Out That My Irrational Childhood Fear Wasn't So Irrational After All
A Crow Stole 100 Bucks From These Guys
My Buddy Dyed His Beard
My Doctor Charges Me $65 For Being Fat
Red-Eye Flight Seattle To NY And I Don’t Know These Kids. That’s My Seat In The Middle
Pizza Delivery Guy Fell Into The Fish Pond
New Neighbours Painted Their Fence Yesterday, Now Our Car Looks Like This. All Over
There Was An Attempt To Drive Across The Frozen Lake
This Person Dropped His Phone Into A Bike Chain While Riding
Losing A 2 Kilometer Race By 2 Centimeters
There Was An Attempt To Get The Ball Down
Band-Aid Stuffed Crust Pizza
Bought Tickets For Me And My Dad To See A Concert, And This Is My Seat
Lemme Just Take A Sip Of This... Nope
Currently Renovating Our Floors. Seems Everyone Has Come Out Of Hiding
It Actually Fits
While Heating Up The Barbecue Grill, My Dad Somehow Managed To Melt The Side Of Our House
My Bedroom Ceiling Just Collapsed At 1:30 AM
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