1

I once tried passing a tampon to a friend in class but I guess the teacher thought it was candy (wrappers got all bright & fancy in the aughts), so he like grabs it out of my hand, yanks it to eye level & immediately drops it like it burned him. I was embarrassed but my friend just walked over picked it up & said “I need a hall pass”. I can’t remember but I think he told her to wait til class was over.

2

Not me, but a friend of mine who taught 7th grade. He found a note and was about to read it to the class but when he opened it, the note read:

“I want you to crack an egg in my ass and fuck me so hard it scrambles”

He immediately put it in his locked desk drawer without reading it out loud, and it’s now laminated and hung up on his fridge at home.

3

“Not really a note, but when I was teaching college classes, I caught two of the girls whispering, so I told them ‘If you’re going to tell secrets, you need to share with the rest of the class.’ (I taught preschool before this). She looked right at me, and said, without the slightest embarrassment, ‘I was just telling her that I think you have a cute butt.’

I was teaching a Communications class, and we were discussing communications in the workplace, and I looked down at the textbook. After seeing what the next section was, I said “Ok, moving on to the next section, titled ‘Sexual Harassment.'” Everyone roared with laughter. A couple weeks later, at a baseball game paid for by the school, she came on to me really hard, with my fiancée right there.”

4

Student not a teacher. In maybe the 4th or 5th grade a kid is trying to pass me a note and is caught by the teacher. I wasnt paying attention to where it came from, I only noticed when it was about to be handed to me. She makes him read the note in front of the class. He reads the note and it says “you wanna be my boyfriend? I like the way your booty moves when you walk.” I overreact and say “I’m not gay!!!!!” And the boy says “I didnt write that it came from Tasha”

Everyone laughs and she and I are both extremely embarrassed. After class I go to talk to her at the locker and she says “yeah I wrote it but I dont like you like that anymore” Legend has it I’m still single to this day…

5

Probably late, but in 8th grade the teacher took the note and made me read it. I didn’t even think to make something up. So I blurted out what was on it. “We Beat the Meats: The Story of Three Male Prostitutes Who Made it the Hard Way” Parody of “we beat the streets”. Thought I was so clever.

6

In health class, we were talking about boners and how they fill up with blood. My cousin took a piece of paper and wrote “your penis is filled with blood” and threw it at some popular kid. The teacher picked it up and you can see him die inside because of the immaturity of 8th graders and how he has to teach them for a career.

7

I was in eighth grade and it was a hot, sunny day in mid May. I wrote “it’s snowing” on a piece of paper and showed it to my friend sitting next to me, who immediately looked out the window. We both laughed because obviously it wasn’t snowing. Then he and I laughed when I showed it to another student and they immediately looked out the window. And so on until most of the class is in on the joke, and watching as I show the piece of paper to the next unwitting fool. Almost every student knows what’s going on, when my teacher sees that I’m showing this piece of paper to everyone and making them laugh. She walks over to my desk, looks down at the piece of paper that says “it’s snowing” and instinctively looks out the window. The entire class bursts out in laughter.

8

My then-fiancee was a high school math teacher. One day she thought she saw a note being passed, but she wasn’t sure, so she waited. Then she thought she saw it again. Finally she saw it, walked over, and took it. It was a wedding card, signed by half of the class before she took it.

She cried. Edit: Yes, she’s now my wife.

9

“Not a teacher but junior year in high school I got caught passing a note to my friend. The teacher took the note and looked at it, as if she was going to read it out loud. She decided to make me stay after class and talk to her. The note told my friend that I was pregnant… Thankfully she didn’t tell my parents, she left it up to me. I told them, mom was actually kind of excited, step-dad always hated me so he wasn’t pleased. I had the baby, he’s now 14 and goes to the same high school I went to. He is an amazing kid.”

10

“Not a teacher. Someone in my class had a cold and wiped their snot into a scrap piece of paper, as they didn’t have a tissue. They then scrunched it up and left it on the side of their desk. Teacher saw this, thought it was a note and grabbed the paper, going through the usual fanfare of ‘the importance not passing notes around.’ The look on her face when she opened it was priceless.”