Someone: How single are you?
Me:
A romantic dinner with myself
A friend on the terrace is the friend who’ll embarrass.
Well, this is technically a Mac-book.
The guy still doesn’t have a selfie stick.
Don’t put words in my mouth.
Heading off to Europe for a much needed break...
Who is Mike Pence is waving to? His imaginary friend?
I hope this is her own backyard.
Just another day, chilling out
Me: How single are you?
Her:
This is how I travel the world.
Are you on diet? Do you want to put a pic on Insta, but you don’t wanna buy a burger? Try the new McMicro from McD...
My new kitchen at IKEA?
My desk for the day...
From car to bus in 0.6 seconds
This one’s just funny.
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