My dad: “I’m totally against having a dog in this house.” Also my dad:
No mind can understand them.
If it works, then it’s not that stupid after all.
That hunter instinct
“Dad bought himself a breathing tube so he could sleep in the pool.”
If only this criterion was known earlier...
Get well, car.
I bet he didn’t see a single part of “Final Destination,” otherwise there’s no explaining it.
If there is no difference, why eat potatoes?
Everyone has their own methods.
Duct tape fixes everything!
What were you saying about being strong and independent?
When the anti-theft device is more expensive than what is being protected:
It was worth a shot.
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