It turns out you’re not supposed to eat out of the box like an animal. Instead, Chinese takeout containers can be unfolded to turn into makeshift paper plates.
Peel bananas from the bottom, not the stem in order to avoid those nasty strings. That’s how monkeys do it.
I’m not sure why we all wear them the wrong way, but consider your mind blown.
If you’re like me, you’ve never made the right amount of pasta. In your entire life. Turns out it’s not a guessing game, that little hole in the middle of the spaghetti ladle measures out the perfect amount.
I truly believe that the moment someone learns that ketchup cups open up is a life-changing moment. Seriously, look how much more ketchup you can carry back to your In-N-Out booth.
Instead of savagely pouring the whole container in your mouth, it turns out Tic Tacs were intended to be gently poured out one at a time onto the lid. That’s just unrealistic if you ask me.
Stop shoving a knife into the ketchup bottle and smacking the bottom of it. Unless the ketchup bottle has a fetish for that kind of thing, then smack away. If not, all you have to do is tap the embossed 57 at the neck of the bottle to get the ketchup flowing.
The free end of toilet paper belongs over, not under. Even the original patent from 1891 says that’s the right way to do it. Fight me.
Most people assume you cut bread from top to bottom, but we all know that squishes down the delicious fluffy bread. Flip it upside down and then cut to maximize fluffiness.
If you’re like me and want to use tinfoil, you probably just whip it open and start pulling, and, of course, the roll pops out. Notice the tab on the side that’ll solve all your problems and lock that shit down.
When heating leftovers, space out a circle in the middle allowing the microwave to heat your food evenly.
Keep your straw in place whenever you crack open a can of soda by rotating the tab and inserting the straw through the larger hole. There’s a dirty joke in there somewhere.
Even after this revelation, you’ll still just keep your cookie trays down there.
You’re supposed to use the hole in the pot handle to hold your spoon while cooking. Wow, our moms never told us shit.
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