The best man at grocery shopping
Well...that’s weird.
When someone tells you to chill:
“Take my money!”
When you really can do it in one trip:
“What a nice little...forget what I said.”
“Okay, only healthy food today, Mr. Cat.”
Somehow it sounds like a treat.
Poor guy was shopping with 3 girls. He laid down for a second and they just left him like this.
“I take my hedgehog grocery shopping, and no one tells me to stop.”
Bet he plays metal.
Perfect blanket
“Can I see your ID?”
Perfect aisle
“Let’s go camping, I know the perfect place.”
“Mom went couch shopping. She sent my sister a pic when we noticed something...”
“That moment when you find a young Michael Jackson alive while grocery shopping”
“Saw Jack Sparrow and Wolverine shopping for a bottle of water today.”