“A man wanted me to replace his keyboard. I asked, ’Is anything else wrong?’ He said, ’No, everything’s fine.’ ”
“This girl asked for lots of syrup and proceeded to fill her syrup bottle she brought.”
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“My volume knob came off a while back so I improvised with a coke cap.”
“Asked my niece to mask the doorbell before we painted.”
“A screenshot from my mom’s point of view: to scan a phone and print it”
Adding a few plastic chairs to an enclosure for animals and calling it “a patio” can bring you a lot of money.
“The gentleman leading our training has just taken a permanent marker to the 60-inch Samsung on the wall!”
Little sister was invited to the “princess party”. But she wanted to be a puppy.
