“The amount of paper used to print a receipt for my $1.59 milk transaction”
““At least the devil is being upfront about it.”
“A car in the same parking lot vs my car.”
Shaving your head and getting a sunburn looks fun.
“These overheated cans not only exploded simultaneously while I was driving, but they also tore apart the box.”
““I just walked into this gas station restroom.”
Great toppings.
“This teddy bear hospital wall resembles a room of a murderer of toys.”
“My cousin’s legs after a day in the sun in ripped jeans”
“This order number I got outside of the Vatican City”
“Was waiting for the game to update, and decided to get on the laptop while I waited…”
“I hope it was just a frog.”
““I’m babysitting my cousin and he’s determined to get me pulled over.”
“On a trip to Canada my mother bought me an umbrella. Turns out this means “Shit, its raining””