“The way my teacher arranges his pencils”
When no one can stop you from being a superhero:
When your groom loves video games and you don’t want to keep this fact a secret:
A tattoo idea: a teleporting corgi
“My uncle’s wedding in Las Vegas streamed live on the Internet.”
“A friend and I tried to recreate The Creation Of Adam. I think it turned out pretty well.”
“Boys, I think I found the one.”
They’re already among us...
Give him a role!
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“The first time I went to my girlfriend’s house, the first thing I noticed wasn’t that we had the same fan, but that we had both drawn faces on them. We’ve now been married for 8 years and Bill and Andrew are still with us.”
When a cook has a good imagination:
“My work has these on the ceiling to give the illusion of daylight outside during night shifts.”
A new way to send your CV:
“Our campus cinema didn’t have the poster for Deadpool 2 so they improvised.”
“My cousins have a glow in the dark toilet.”
“Finally found a use for my old TV.”
When you can’t decide what haircut you actually want:
