“This guy has been talking on the phone for 10 minutes with his flashlight on.”
This candy manufacturer hates people for some reason.
“The Windows update occurred at the exact time we opened the doors to a very important event at my school!”
A woman brought her 2-year-old son to a PG-13 movie. When he started to cry, instead of taking him out, she put a cartoon on her phone on high volume for him to watch.
Someone left perishable coleslaw here...
“Standing up when everyone else is sitting...”
“My sister opens these up to check the flavor and puts them back if she doesn’t want them.”
How do you usually use your laptop?
“The way my neighbor decided to move for a couple hours”
“A lady has been on the phone since she sat down, while her kid is running around doing this to the salt shakers.”
“This car in front of me. He didn’t drive away after his car wash so he could steal the drying cycle from mine.”
Box of 3 Toblerone could easily/perfectly fit a 4th.
