"I got swatted and ordered a new door"
"A customer just gave me this cactus flower as a thank you. Then told me not to touch it because it will sting me and not to smell it because it smells like rotting flesh."
Car wash house of horrors.
"For Halloween I had an inflatable cat on my roof. Last night it was very windy. This is what greeted me when I opened the door this morning. Almost had a heart attack."
This is the best squirrel feeder.
"Started a new job recently, and there's another Tyler in my department. Had to differentiate myself."
Pumpkin shot 900 ft into a car at a local pumpkin launching event
"I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox"
"My cat decided to befriend our prop skeleton by getting in its lap and the innocence of this moment is making my head explode."
"Finally brought my girlfriend to what I promised her was the best view she would have ever seen"
A Texas woman wearing an oversized dog’s head costume yesterday robbed a Houston convenience store
"Friend came home from vacation to see that an owl ran into their car door"
A surprise... but an unwelcome one, to be sure.
The Trick is to Always Stay Mobile.
"I thought this happens only in cartoons"
"While trying to add a light switch, I just watched my father-in-law drill out the top of my wall. On the 2nd try, he drilled through my hot water pipe."
"I'll of a sudden it turned into a bad day"
"A crow stole 100 bucks from these guys."
"Say no more, I got you fam."
"My friend saw this in Japan. My first thought was "well that sucks""
"A guy at my University in Canada walking to class"
Brands: "we have a sample"
"The fire alarm's gone off at Westfield Stratford and these girls have walked out of Nando's with their plates. Priorities"
"My sister just accidentally used a thinning comb to brush her hair and I'm crying"
"I got a spray tan for my birthday and I put the hairnet too low on my forehead and this is the delightful result"
"Today my mate was climbing on top of cupboards when a teacher walked in, he then decides to pick up a textbook and start reading it as if that will justify his actions"
"It’s the four-year anniversary of when I called 911 because I thought my house was on fire, then they got here and I realized it was my alarm clock beeping and not the smoke detector"
"My talent? I can fit into duffle bags"
"Mom got snowed in. She did this with the snow that was blocking her from leaving the house."
"My buddy and I left immediately."
"Just bought this. Finished setting it up and peeled the safety stickers off. (These are supposed to come up)"
"The boys who lived here before us just stopped by to see the house and I asked about how this hole In my ceiling got there and this is how it happened.. idk what I was expecting, but It wasn’t that."
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