Cars
Two groupies “flash” famous race car Lightening McQueen after a big race.
A Bug’s Life
A bar fly crudely hits on Francis the ladybug.
Shrek
Shrek thinks Lord Farquad may be compensating for something with his big castle.
Hocus Pocus
The bus driver takes these witches a little too literally.
Frozen
Princess Anna defends her fiance in a “size doesn’t matter” joke.
The Incredibles
Syndrome makes a sex joke when he realizes Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl have children.
Monster House
Young, naive Chowder confuses uvula and vulva.
Toy Story 2
Buzz gets a little too excited when cowgirl Jessie turns him on.
Tarzan
Jane gets hot and bothered while painting Tarzan, so her father makes a masturbation joke.
Bambi
Flower gets hard and fills with blood when he kisses a pretty girl skunk.
Cars 2
The old, beat up cars in this movie are called lemons for two reasons. Look up “lemon party” at your own risk.
Ratatouille
Colette jumps to conclusions about what’s small when Linguini attempts to tell her about his little problem.
The Brave Little Toaster
The air conditioner makes an inappropriate comment to the vacuum about sucking.
Madagascar
This may not be a dirty joke, but Marty sneaks in a subtle “shit” comment.
101 Dalmatians
One of Cruella De Vil’s henchmen makes this disturbing comment at a taxidermist’s office.
Zootopia
Judy Hopps cracks a joke about how often bunnies get it on.
The Rugrats Movie
These babies discover that life is full of surprises.
Hercules
Hercules makes a psychology joke about mommy and daddy issues.
Road to El Dorado
Tulio and Chel are interrupted during some form of horizontal activity.
Aladdin and the King of Thieves
Genie makes a honeymoon sex joke.
The Mask
Stanley accidentally pulls a condom instead of a balloon out of his pocket.
Minions
A man caught trying to sneak a peek of cleavage finds something else instead.
Wreck-It Ralph
Ralph basically roasts Pacman.
Cat in the Hat
Cat mistreats his garden-variety hoe.
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